Seriously

people have some of the best advice, or rules of life to live by, when you go on a mystical sabbatical
such as:

1. never use your head as a weapon, you will lose a legit white tee shirt
2. never drive for more then a week with a doughnut on a Cadillac
3. never go on vacation that the state of GA pays for, in Claxton specifically
4. never become so intoxicated that you wake up and find yourself lost in a gay club
5. never ask for two of the purple drink, or its off to the sweat room for you!
6. when you drop food, it belongs to the ground, there is no 5 second rule
7. never eat meals nicknamed "the pocket" or drinks named "Bentlee"
8. do not eat the chicken and rice, it is filled with shank bones that will kill you within hours from internal bleeding
9. do not use words that require 3 or more syllables when telling a joke.
10. never NEVER drink coffee and smoke a cigarette first thing,on a chilly morning..for the nicotine will shoot through your body, causing you to lose all control of normal body functions. pack an extra pair of boots and be ready with a reasonable explanation for the removal of your all of your clothes, to the cop, guiding traffic in front of the elementary school

and lastly, research that SUPER GREAT idea of yours before you claim that you have had an epiphany! that you have thought of one of the most amazing ideas ever.... IE: snap on lights and 101 ways to cook Ramen noodles...

it's tooo lattttteeeee
yea-e yea

all in a days work eh?

people from Camden county Georgia have a complex, and i have yet to fully figure it out

Tipsy

i feel really diconnected right now
today's been great a great day
but off is the word of it, im afraid.
thank goodness for wise people that are there in time of need
i wish humidity would vanish
off to practice making dinner
and await the most obnoxious friend i have

Logical vs. Emotional

i wonder how many times a person
in the entirety of thier life
gives up the hope of affection
the flame of carelessness may rise above
with deep grey smoke of apathy
but it's the underlining coals of natural love
that can provoke a spark of compassion

How Many Virtues

oh how terrible our impious countrymen
how amazing is thier diction
that drains into our open minds
what once was truth, now turns to fiction
they've decided to cover our eyes with blinds
with questions of liberty and worries abound
a man's pure conscience should always pursue
principles, opinions, rights, are they sound?
when it's easy believing lies, that's our cue
when humans grow cold to their inevitable desires
and authors choose charged words to guide us
people, like machines, heartstrings, like wires
to pilfer through ficticious tales, a deed quite ardous.

Fatigué

my, your eyes are heavy
your lashes brush your face
carrying ten thousand pounds
dozing off with grace

my, your smile is soft
you seem to be quite sober
with grinning lips and glossy eyes
i wish this day was over

my, you walk to slowly
gliding over the path
with one foot past the other
5 million steps, ive done the math

my, your heart is joyous
it shows through your heavy eyes
your sleepy grin reveals is so
and slow steps tell no lies

Found

Edwin Arlington Robinson - The World

Some are the brothers of all humankind,
And own them, whatsoever their estate;
And some, for sorrow and self-scorn, are blind
With enmity for man's unguarded fate.

For some there is a music all day long
Like flutes in Paradise, they are so glad;
And there is hell's eternal under-song
Of curses and the cries of men gone mad.

Some say the Scheme with love stands luminous,
Some say 't were better back to chaos hurled;
And so 't is what we are that makes for us
The measure and the meaning of the world.

under the weather

oh lord, what does that even mean

my nose runs
my eyes water
i sneeze lots and lots
my limbs are cold
i speak through my nose
my body aches
my cough is fierce

but its alright

waiting to hear that familiar voice
reached for the cold-blocking-pills, but they did no good
so, im stuck with this
common little pest

but its alright

i had a happy day
i have a happy life