Seriously

people have some of the best advice, or rules of life to live by, when you go on a mystical sabbatical
such as:

1. never use your head as a weapon, you will lose a legit white tee shirt
2. never drive for more then a week with a doughnut on a Cadillac
3. never go on vacation that the state of GA pays for, in Claxton specifically
4. never become so intoxicated that you wake up and find yourself lost in a gay club
5. never ask for two of the purple drink, or its off to the sweat room for you!
6. when you drop food, it belongs to the ground, there is no 5 second rule
7. never eat meals nicknamed "the pocket" or drinks named "Bentlee"
8. do not eat the chicken and rice, it is filled with shank bones that will kill you within hours from internal bleeding
9. do not use words that require 3 or more syllables when telling a joke.
10. never NEVER drink coffee and smoke a cigarette first thing,on a chilly morning..for the nicotine will shoot through your body, causing you to lose all control of normal body functions. pack an extra pair of boots and be ready with a reasonable explanation for the removal of your all of your clothes, to the cop, guiding traffic in front of the elementary school

and lastly, research that SUPER GREAT idea of yours before you claim that you have had an epiphany! that you have thought of one of the most amazing ideas ever.... IE: snap on lights and 101 ways to cook Ramen noodles...

it's tooo lattttteeeee
yea-e yea

all in a days work eh?

people from Camden county Georgia have a complex, and i have yet to fully figure it out